Remember last week, when a member who's been gone for TWO YEARS e-mailed us to share her success story? Didn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? Us too! This week we're back to our usual dose of members who we're sad to see go, but are happy to learn they've found "The …
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Are Sex Scenes a Thing of the Past?
After yesterday's news that rapper and face-tattoo connoisseur Gucci Mane fell asleep in the middle of his sex scene in Spring Breakers, it's not all THAT surprising to hear that Hollywood execs are starting to phase out the raunchy sex scenes! Via Fox News: Film expert Vincent Bruzzese told the Sunday Times this weekend: "Sex …
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Tuesday Morning Dance Off!
The past two weeks have gifted us with some great videos of flawless dancing skills from unexpected sources. Whether it's someone's Nana who adds in a touch of obscenity, or the Russian dude with moves like a beer-gutted Mick Jagger, we've realized that a good dance vid can make even the cloudiest days bright and …
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Gucci Mane Slept Through His Sex Scene in Spring Breakers
Well now if this isn't a hreat anti-drug commercial than I don't know what is - according to Spring Breakers director Harmony Korine, rapper Gucci Mane smoked so much pot before filming his (REAL) sex scene in the movie that he passed out in the middle of the act. Yeah, you read right. As a …
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Jenna Jameson Looks, Um, DIFFERENT?
It's tough to always live a healthy lifestyle, especially in a world where you're constantly surrounded by commercials for deliciously gross fast food and liquor. It's so important, though, to do your best to eat healthy and not drink too much and stay away from drugs and cigarettes, because they can seriously mess with your …
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SKINNY SKINNY JEANS
Happy Monday morning, everyone! Ready to get this day started? How about some fashion advice? As everyone knows now, skinny jeans are THE DEAL. Where once flared or baggy or bell-bottoms reigned supreme, now skinny jeans are basically it. For everyone. Men, women, and oddly enough even babies. And have you noticed they've started to …
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Amanda Bynes Wants Drake to "Murder Her Vagina"
Go ahead and picture THIS FACE grunting that to herself as she Tweets, and THEN GO HAVE YOURSELF A LOVELY WEEKEND.
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Professor Says You're Not Going To Get Your Bracket Right So Screw It
March Madness is upon us and offices around the country are betting on which college basketball teams are gonna make it the distance. People are throwing down cash, making guesses on teams they didn't even know existed, and just hoping and praying that they MAYBE MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE and win the …
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KABOOYOW IT'S FRIDAY!
Goodnight, Sweet Brown. You've been replaced as our favorite local news interviewee with an awesome catchphrase. If you could kindly step through the door to your left and join Antoine Dodson in obscurity, we won't have to call the police. HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY THOUGH, GIRLFRIEND!
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Southern and Midwest States Need Some Booty - An OBC Report
red = most sad, green = happiest Last week, we came across an interesting infographic on BuzzFeed that talked about America's "Sadness Belt," the region of the country where a survey showed people were more emotionally unhealthy, or more specifically, were less likely "learning or doing something interesting" or "being treated with respect" and more …
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