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Are Rihanna and Chris Brown's GF Feuding?
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Ohhh RiRi, what are you
DOING?!??!!?
According to RadarOnline, pop superstar Rihanna is currently in the middle of an online feud with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown's new girlfriend, model Karreuche Chan. "What?!" you might ask? "Why would Rihanna have any sort of relationship with anything even remotely connected to Chris Brown (the man who beat her so viciously that her face looked like an inside out baseball)?" Well, girls be girls, I guess, and Rihanna and Chris are said to be hooking up again. Their mutual appearances in each others' songs definitely seems to imply they've at least patched up a friendship, although Brown's line of "I wanna f*ck you," sounds more than just a "friendship," that's for sure.
Radar reports that the feud between the ladies began when Rihanna tweeted a photo of a rice cake with gold earrings with the caption, "Ima a make u my bitch," with is likely a jab at Karreuche's Vietnamese heritage (bad FORM, woman!). Karreuche did not take the jab well, writing on her Facebook wall "Let me clear the air, if you have fenty at the end of ya name or your default Is Rihanna you have a better chance of winning the lottery than ending up on my friends list."
She followed that warning with a pointed response to Rihanna herself, saying, "I'm Angeline [sic], you're Jen. C'mon you see where Brad is at."
Sources say that Chris Brown is eating up all the attention, and although I want to call him a self-absorbed ego-maniac, the truth is, WHO WOULDN'T WANT A MODEL AND A POP STAR FIGHTING OVER YOU? So instead I'll call him the only name he deserves: lady-punching snot rag.