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Is JTs New Single Sexy or Scary?

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Justin Timberlake released a new single this week called TKO, and now we get to take a look at the video, which feature's Elvis Presley's granddaughter Riley Keough. It is like, part hot, and part um... terrifying? Like she drags him behind a truck and then throws him off a cliff? I mean, YIKES, right? …
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WHOA WHOA WHOA

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It's Tuesday after a long weekend, which means we're having a hard time getting into the groove of the work week. It's like when you stand up after sitting on your foot for too long while filming a basketball game and try and walk and looks like a drunk giraffe. Happy Tuesday!
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The Roots Make Every Song Better

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I know, I know. Not ANOTHER post featuring Miss Destiny "Miley" Rae Cyrus. NO. I can't handle that flat booty and strangely white tongue and Flock of Seagulls haircut anymore. But I promise - this one is TOTALLY WORTH IT. Just as Miley displayed her chops while hosting SNL this past weekend, she once again …
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Hot Or Not? Rihanna's Video for Pour It Up

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There is no doubt that the all-twerking-all-the-time video for Rihanna's new single "Pour It Up" is visually NUTS. Mind-blowing pole dancing, gorgeous sets, and fabulous costumes. However, whether or not the song (and the video's content) is actually GOOD is being debated among commenters all over the interwebz. What do you think? Check out Rihanna's …
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What Kind of Morning Are YOU Having?

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It's Wednesday, which means we're halfway through the work week. How are YOU feeling? Are you feeling super sexy and ready to grab the day by the balls and make it your bitch? Then here, have a look at Britney Spears' new video for her single "Work Bitch." With the twelve seconds of dancing she …
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Big Freedia Broke the Twerking World Record

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Rapper Big Freedia (aka Freddie Ross) made the word twerk cool again yesterday, by breaking the Guinness World Record for amount of people twerking at one time. According to BuzzFeed, he (although they refer to him as "she") gathered hundreds of people in Herald Square in New York City for the Ultimate Twerk Party. The …
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Happy Fall!

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So apparently the first day of Fall was this weekend, but I didn't notice because it's still hotter than Satan's asscrack in southern California. Needless to say, I was shocked when I realized that it's technically been Autumn for three days after watching this video of a Siberian Husky from Ogden, Utah (one of the …
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Justin Timberlake Totally Nailed a Michael Jackson Song

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To clear your palate of that awful morning eyeful this morning, check out JT on BBC yesterday absolutely killing it while covering the 1978 Jacksons song "Shake Your Body." It's gonna make you want to push back from your desk and get your groove on - but maybe don't do it over by Ted in …
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Start Your Weekend Right With The Best Music Video Ever

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What are the requirements of a great music video? Does it need a Rube Goldberg device or dancing on treadmills? Maybe it needs a sexy woman squirting whipped cream out of her tatas. Maybe it should be 10 goddamn minutes long and chock full of ads for products you don't use. I suppose a good …
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Wrecking Ball: The Nickleback Version

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Today is Miley Cyrus day! Later in the day we'll share our top 5 reasons WE TOLD YOU SO that Miley Cyrus and Liam Neeson Gallagher Hemsworth's engagement wasn't gonna work out. We knew it way back when he mistakenly popped the question, and it was proved right yesterday in a confirmed statement from Miley's …
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So Many Idiots, So Little Time

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It's Monday morning. You're cranky. You spilled milk on your pants during breakfast and now it looks like you jizzed yourself. There was so much traffic that you wished for another Bubonic plague. Because of said traffic, you got to work late and couldn't find parking and then that douche bag Peter said, "rough morning, …
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Avril Lavigne's New Video Might Be the Worst One Yet

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Oh, Avril. I'm pretty sure that when the 28-year-old Canadian made her first single, Complicated, she didn't know what a joke she'd be to the majority of America. People laughed at her pseudo-punk attire and attempts at looking "tough." Then she came out with Sk8r Boi, and it was over. Any punk cred she had …
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Is It Racist? "Asian Girlz" - The Song

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Day Above Ground, the "rock" band that released the song and video, felt the need to release this disclaimer when the video hit the YouTubez: Without watching that much of the video, because OMG, UGH, I'm still gonna say, "uh, yeah. Pretty friggin' racist." What do you think of the song "Asian Girlz"? Silly, fun, …
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Flo Rida's New Video is All Booty All the Time

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In a perfect world, people could get booty whenever they wanted. Booty on demand, if you will. There'd be no STDs running around making life difficult, and pregnancies could be controlled in a similar way to how Todd Akin thinks human bodies work. Unfortunately, this isn't the case. We have to be careful. We have …
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Yuck - It's Monday.

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It's Monday. The sun is too bright. Smiling passerby and their friendly dogs seem to be mocking you. For some reason the beautiful landscape you have set as your computer's desktop makes you want to throw your monitor through a window. And of course, because it's Monday, the breakfast burrito you brought (because UGH, it's …
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Gender Reversed 'Blurred Lines' Video - What Do You Think?

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Welp, it appears as though we are on a one-track, high speeding train (eek, too soon?) to Awkwardville, because after the Cho-rgasm and the Old Lady Flickin' the Bean, we now have a gender-reversed parody of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video, and boooooyyyyy is it, um, somethin'. "Mod Carousel, a Seattle-based boylesque troupe, recreated the …
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Justin Timberlake's New Video Has Naked Chicks in It

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WELCOME BACK! How was your weekend? All you people that had four day weekends, screw you how are you feeling? Did you feel yesterday like maybe you'd just never go back to work and would go on a backpacking trip across Europe because life is short and you've been wasting so much of it working …
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Thanks For Sharing Trailer - Will You See It?

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Sex addiction: is it a real thing? According to Tiger Woods, yes. And recently according to the DSM-IV (aka the bible of mental disorders) YES! Still, though, there are people who don't really believe that addiction to sex is a mental disorder. Take for example, Gwyneth Paltrow in the trailer for Thanks For Sharing, a …
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ALL THE SEX SCENES FROM GAME OF THRONES SEASON 3

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Wake up. HEY YOU. WAKE UP NOW. Important business. If you're one of the very few who haven't been watching HBO's hit fantasy show Game of Thrones (based on the A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R. R. Martin), either because you don't have access to premium channels or because you are …
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