As residents of America's Finest City, we were pretty proud of the news that San Diego ranks #3 on the top ten list of cities with the biggest penises. I mean, that's something to be proud about, right? I'm pretty sure personality and intelligence are directly correlated to the size of one's member, so obviously San Diego has the best people. It's science.
However, we were less than excited when we found out that on a global scale, America's collective penis size doesn't even fall into the top 5 in the world. You know who comes in above us? Italy. ITALY! I guess we're all going to have to start eating more carbs again. FIRE UP THE PASTA.
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