Courtney Stodden Got a Boob Job
In case the whole KELLY BROOK TOPLESS thing got you in a too good of a mood and you really feel like killing it with a hearty dose of "EW", here is a video of Courtney Stodden getting breast implants.
Despite claiming that "a knife has never touched this body" (ugh, so creepy), Courtney apparently decided to amp up her tata size with a breast augmentation to take her from a C to a DD-cup. Watch the video above and ask yourself few questions:
1. Is that coffee mug glued to her hand? Or is it like a Jack Donaghy situation?
2. Is that how I should be dressing when I go to the doctor? I didn't know.
3. Is Courtney's post-surgery voice her real, 18-year-old voice? It's the first time she hasn't sounded like a cougar.
4. Did Doug Hutchison save that ridiculous claw-clip from one of his hookups in 1981?
5. Also, does he almost vomit at 4:35?
6. Why didn't she spend her her 53-year-old husband's money on Invisalign?
Please answer my questions in the comments.