Cruel Eye Chart

The optometrist is never fun. They confuse you with those ancient lens machines, blow that gust of wind in your eye ball without warning, and sometimes dilate your pupils, leaving you feeling like someone slipped some LSD in your morning OJ. However, if the eye doctor starts using the eye chart below, I think I'll just have to quit going all together. Gives a whole new meaning to "visible to the naked eye," huh?