Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women

Being that it's been a grueling, sunless San Diego July, I've finally come to terms with the fact that summer is not what it used to be. It used to be beach days and pool parties and cocktails and tan lines and now it's just sitting inside, staring out at the clouds, wondering when night will come so I can cry myself to sleep.

UNTIL LAST NIGHT, THAT IS.

Mad Men is back, you guys! Everything is going to be OK! Let's not talk about it because I DVRed it and I swear if you give any spoilers away I will stab you in the eye with a pen (Comic-Con 2010 Reference!). Needless to say, I am excited to sit in my Snuggie tonight with the shades drawn because WTF, it's not like it's summer or anything. Until then, I give you the Don Draper Guide to Picking Up Women. Enjoy, Ladies.

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