The problem with blog titles is that they are so tied to SEO, or ranking high on Google, that they often come out wordy and confusing and generally a mess. Because it's very important for the blog to make a decent appearance on Google results, we are left with "Drunk Bears Fan Stripper Pole Fail," instead of "This is Why You Don't Give a Bear Too Much Honey," or "DA BEARS CONCUSSION," or "Wannabe Stripper Cut-ler Face Open," or "Jay Cutler, I Found Your Next Wife."
Oh well. My only solace is the fact that this woman's attempt-at-sexy-gone-wrong will be documented for all time on YouTube. Insta-classic.
