"Hahaha! Look at this sign that was hanging near a urinal in the bathroom of an engagement ring store. OMG. I can't believe they would say that! This is hilarious. I would totally move to Bali and yes, start my bach- wait... What? Forlorn? Emotionally vacant? Well, that's not an exactly accurate portrayal of bachelorhood, I mean, sure sometimes I don't shower but I'm also out gettin' booty left and right and not spending a third of my income on a stupid rock that many many African children die for everyday, didn't you see Blood Diamond?!! Yeah, you know what, f--- this sign. YOU'RE DUMB, ENGAGEMENT RING STORE BATHROOM SIGN. DON'T JUDGE ME." -- Guy about to buy an engagement ring