Farrah Abraham Made the Best Audition Tape Ever

Before we send you off into the wild blue yonder of Labor Day weekend, we thought we'd share something moving and beautiful - Teen Mom-turned porn star Farrah Abraham's audition tape for the soap opera Days of Our Lives. She was apparently auditioning for the role of a hooker named Destiny, and just NAILED IT (no pun intended). The raw emotion that comes from a life of risk, self-despair, and fear is just oozing from her every pore, but that's not even the best part. The best part is her professional, obviously-invested attitude - just LOOK how well she memorized her lines. We may have the next Meryl Streep on our hands, guys. Remember this moment, when you saw a world-class thespian COME ALIVE. JUST KIDDING SHE F***ING SUCKS. Have a great weekend, see you Tuesday!