Sorry, readers. I got your hopes, dreams, and probably a certain tangible body part up when I promised you a post featuring the hottest South African Exports yesterday, and then I failed to deliver. You have every right to flog me via angry comment.
I'd like to say that I burned my fingertips off on a fireball, or that my hands were shattered by a speeding bullet train, but the truth is I just plum forgot. With all the excitement around Woody's goal kick and Sexomnia and the disparity I feel at the thought of another ruined Lucasfilm franchise -- the hot girl post fell to the wayside.
So with my deepest, humbles, apologies, I bring you, the top 5 hottest South African Exports.
5)
Tatum Keshwar Miss South Africa 2008

4)
Dominique Piek - Swimsuit model

3)
Candice Boucher -- Playboy's Miss April 2010

2)
Candice Swanepoel -- Victoria's Secret model

1) Charlize Theron -- Actress

There you have it. The hottest ladies to come out of South Africa -- host of the 2K10 World Cup, that starts... (eeeeeee!!!!) TOMORROWWWWW!
All photos from
BroBible