Jay Z Got Interviewed Next to a Chick Having Oral Sex
How are you feeling this Monday? Good? Great? Terrible because your NFL team has been booted from the championships? Well, we're about to make you feel worse about your life. Because not only are you back to work on a Monday like a schmuck, but your job ALSO probably isn't to get interviewed while a smokin' hot chick gets eaten out right next to you... by ANOTHER smokin' hot chick. Jay-Z though? Yep - that's his job.
(NSFW video below, OBVS)
(Like, SUPER NSFW)
Via Gawker:
"The, uh, chat above happened in 1997, around the time of the release of Jay's second album, In My Lifetime, Vol. 1. The rapper/mogul pair attempt to discuss Jay Z's music, but that proves impossible, which is the point, I guess? If everyone had two women hooking up next to them, no one would get any work done."
So, y'know. Go back to your fun job sitting in an office or serving tables or stocking cans of soup, or HELL, being a loaded, high-power attorney. I don't care what your job is... it ain't as sick as Jay-Z's.
Happy Monday, suckers.