my favorite fuckboy thought he could ride out all of quarantine at the recording studio which he somehow made work for almost two weeks. now im getting dick pics from his grandma's house & realizing he might be homeless
— Becca O'Neal ?? (@becca_oneal) March 29, 2020
Celebrities when people are d*ing all over the world pic.twitter.com/UN5VWEpWgH
— Matías (@maticaps) March 19, 2020
a lot of people are fleeing to childhood mansions. . .
— Drew Anderson (@imdrewanderson) March 26, 2020
amazing time to have a mini dorm fridge in my adult new york apartment that i pay one million monthly dollars for
— Catherine Cohen (@catcohen) March 14, 2020
I bet a lot wives right now wish their husbands bought them a Peloton for Christmas
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) March 16, 2020
I picked a hell of a time to have not learned how to cook for the past 29 years
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 16, 2020
Moment of silence for the people who agreed to live with shitty roommates because they "wouldn't be spending much time at home anyway"
— Kyle ? (@KylePlantEmoji) March 15, 2020
PEOPLE WHO LIVE WITH SOMEONE: Oh we’re driving each other a little crazy haha but it’s actually been nice to slow down, catch up on our shows, bake bread.
— Kevin T. Porter (@KevinTPorter) March 27, 2020
PEOPLE WHO LIVE ALONE: pic.twitter.com/OpF1uUWfmd
[meteor hitting earth]
— Ygrene (@Ygrene) March 28, 2020
Dinosaur: oh no the economy !!