Remember that scene from Old School where Will Ferrell's wife and her friends hire Andy Dick's character to teach them to give blow jobs? Well, turns out that's a real job, but the actual purveyor of this service is Bill McKinley, a guy living in Hell's Kitchen with LOTS of oral experience, who shared his tips with his fellow acting class students and was BLOWN AWAY (ha) at the response.
Back in 2002, my theater friends were my very first class of oral students. I welcomed them with a bottle of wine, lighted some candles (even though it was daylight), and we got comfy. I asked what they thought about oral sex: their beliefs, experiences, fears, questions, etc. Once the nervous giggling subsided, they had a lot to say.
I offered a basic male anatomy lesson (hello, bananas). Turns out most women know as little about men’s anatomy as most men know about women’s. We talked hygiene, gag reflex, deep-throating, swallowing (or not).
I related what it is like to be on the receiving end — how intimate and vulnerable it is for a man, and the power that women possess in that scenario. I shared my favorite tips and tricks, both physical and mental.
The next day I felt like a deer in the headlights when each of their boyfriends tracked me down to thank me. Twice, on the same day, a straight man I didn’t know let me know he knows: (A) I’m an accomplished cocksucker, and (B) his girlfriend and I have discussed their sex life. And now I knew what they were up to last night.
Following that experience, Bill has start offering classes frequently, sharing his knowledge and making a lot of men VERY happy.