Felix Baumgartner successfully sky-dove from 128,000 feet, hurling at the Earth at speeds up to 728 miles per hour. In related news, yesterday I crossed the street when there was a red hand. We're basically the same person. [
The Daily Mail]
Here's a helmet cam video in case you want to vomit your brains out this morning. [
BuzzFeed]
South Park is getting sued for their use of the Lollipop King. Oh 2012. So weird. {
TMZ
Football stuff [
DeadSpin]
Some Republican says we should "send Obama back to Kenya." So that's nice. [
Gawker]
Lindsay Lohan is getting interviewed by Barbara Walters. UGGGHHH. [
The Superficial]
Taylor Momsen is doing full frontal (basically) these days [
HuffPo]
Octomom is still the absolute worst, in case you were wondering. [
New York Daily news]
