I understand the irony of using a crappy British tabloid site to share news about an American tragedy, but I never said I was a good person. [
Daily Mail]
Lindsay Lohan thinks we should all stop fvreaking out about "Sally." Class act, that one. [
DListed]
Some people are outside in the storm jogging in horse heads. USA! USA! [
Videogum]
And NYPD officer has been arrested for allegedly plotting to kidnap, torture, kill, and EAT several women. [
Gawker]
Some people think Jesus and/or Barack Obama is responsible for the storm. Of course. [
BuzzFeed]
Joe Simpson (father of Jessica and Ashlee) just divorced his wife, and may have come out of the closet. This outfit definitely serves as evidence. [
The Superficial]
Avril Lavigne's ex dressed up as her for Halloween. I gotta give him credit, it's pretty good. [
DListed]
Oh jeez. Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada might be talking again [
TMZ]
