Kate Middleton, future Queen of England, has the most awesome bikini bod you'll see all day [RadarOnline]
Kesha drank blood at one of her concerts... [TheBlemish]
...but that still managed to be hotter than her in a bikini [TheSuperficial]
One of Charlie Sheen's 'goddesses' tried to commit suicide... [TMZ]
...but that's still less pathetic than his top choice for "intern" [TheSuperficial]
Tony Hawk reminds us why marriage is a joke. [Dlisted]