Britney is back on tour, and admittedly looking pretty hot. [E!]
Lindsey Lohan is dropping her last name and will be known as simply Lindsey, putting her in the ranks of Beyonce and Opr-AHHAHAHAH no.[Gawker]
Also, her face is looking REAL NICE [TheSuperficial]
Nicki Minaj wore a half broccoli/half cauliflower wig. Very normal. [MTV]
Britney Spears' "deleted scene" from Jackass. Funny, I guess. [TheBlemish]
Don't worry, Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson haven't split. I know you were stressing about that [TMZ]
Look! Rachel Zoe's scrawny little toothpick body squeezed out spawn! [Celebuzz]
In case you were wondering, the answer is yes, Victoria's Secret models are still hot. [JustJared]
Kim Cattrall got drunk and said some REAL MEAN stuff. [TheBlemish]
Katy Perry's mom hates her boobs and therefore by association we hate Katy Perry's mom [TheSuperficial]
After awkwardly lying about their being a sequel to The Big Lebowski, Funny or Die helps her little fib become reality [JustJared]
Foxy Brown got kicked off a cruise ship, proving she's 100% class class class, even on the high seas [The Fab Life]
Willie Nelson is singing his way out of jail [TheBlemish]