Lindsey Lohan will be in the Gotti movie, although admittedly I don't know who the Gottis are. [TheSuperficial]
In celebration of 4/20, Ron Weasley smokes a bong. People freak out, we think it's hilarious. [Dlisted]
Snooki lost weight, the world lost one small drunk oompa-loompa [TheBlemish]
Tina Fey called your kid an a**hole [EvilBeetGossip]
Apparently JWOWW is a sadistic maniac? Who'dathunkit. [Gawker]