What Her Sex Excuse Really Means

This one is easy. The truth is, she is tired... Of you! 2 minutes of missionary followed by instant snoring might be great for you, but to her, it becomes a nightly chore. Spice it up tonight and watch her yawning face turn into... Well, a different face. 2."I have an important meeting in the morning." This is the WORST excuse. This excuse basically says, "your skills in the sack are so atrocious that they literally ruin my entire night's sleep and could cause me to lose my job." Similar to excuse number one, this means she is totally bored. You need to fix this if you ever want to have sex again. 2. "I'm on my period (or) I forgot to take my pill." Let's be honest here. Grown men know absolutely nothing about the female reproductive system. This fact makes it super easy for her to reject you using a "period" line, because she knows you have no clue. The true meaning is that you smell like a baby's diaper below the belt and she doesn't want your stench all over her. Take a shower and try again. 3. "I'm not ready for that yet."

Maybe, she really does want to wait, but not cause she is an innocent angel who doesn't put out. Or, maybe she's trying to get a feel for what kind of guy you are.

4. "We Have Guests Over"

There is nothing creepier than picturing your grandmother walking in while you're getting some hot naked action. However, if it's a couple of friends, she's totally lying. People have sex. This is fact.  She is using this excuse to get out of sex because she's just not that into you. So you might as well get out of bed and go hit on her friends.