Worst Post-Sandy Craigslist Ad Ever: Another One for Team OBC

What a weird day! First we had Louis CK in the most awkward SNL skit in a long while, then that super strange PETA ad, and now this. Via Buzzfeed, here's a post off the New York City Craigslist from an opportunistic dude looking to give any "descent" female a place to stay if they were displaced due to Hurricane Sandy. Kind and selfless? Yeah, not so much: Eeeeeeek. What are the odds that by now, this guy's (I'm guessing his name is... Chad?) girlfriend has found out about this and dumped his sorry ass, and begun a steamy affair with a sexy German guy? What are the odds that he regrets using a gigantic, unmistakable photo of himself on the ad? What are the odds that he in fact, can NOT "get laid without posting an ad" on Craigslist? I'm going to answer "HIGH" to all of those questions, but what do you think? Once again, we're reminded why people should stick to discreet, casual, online dating. OBC, Chad. We're here for you. Even if you do seem like a huge tool.