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| I. |
Thou shalt get out before the sun rises |
VI. |
Thou shalt scream my name often |
| II. |
Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?" |
VII. |
If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town. |
| III. |
Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making." |
VIII. |
Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like? |
| IV. |
Thou shalt not request advanced plans. |
IX. |
There shall be no "pillow talk." |
| V. |
Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth. |
X. |
There shall be no cuddling -- ever! |
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