Now this is the kind of abuse we like from women!

According to a reports, a Russian hairdresser was working in her salon when a man entered the front door, intending to rob the place. Unbeknownst to him, the thin blonde hairdresser also had a black belt in karate, so things did NOT go his way.

Olga Jazac, the hairdresser, knocked out the would-be robber with a single kick, and then dragged him to the back of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable (IS THIS A MOVIE?). For the next three days, the robber claims, Olga fed him only Viagra, and used him as a sex slave to “teach him a lesson.”

When Olga finally released the man, he went to the police to share his story. He admitted that he was planning on robbing the salon, but continued to share the story of the non-consensual sex and captivity he endured for the three days. After the police arrested Olga (probably wishing she’d take advantage of them, too), she was quoted saying, “What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left.”

Cool, Russia. You get the hot blonde black-belts who punish people with sex, and we get frumps who cut off their husband’s penises. UNFAIR.