Did you know there are “cuddle therapists”? It’s apparently a thing – people paying to just cuddle with someone, no sex involved.

Well it may not be surprising to hear that one of these cuddle sessions recently got a little… weird… in Arizona. I’ll let DailyMail take it from here:

A professional cuddle therapist has been accused of sexual misconduct after her nipple ended up in a client’s mouth for five minutes.

Susanne Woodward, a qualified masseuse from Tempe, Arizona, charges $80 for cuddling sessions, a stress-relieving therapy which has boomed in recent years.

According to ABC 15, the complainant said: ‘I told her it has always been my dream to be held naked by a woman.’

Woodward said she could do so but the complainant alleged she was told to keep it quiet.

On their fourth session the women got undressed and Woodward allegedly invited the client to rest her head on her breasts.

‘She then told me to suck her nipple,’ the woman told the Arizona Republic, and the therapist told her, ‘I am channeling nurturing energy to you through my breast.’

The masseuse claims it was consensual and all part of the process, and has been allowed to keep her license. Man, nurturing energy through nipple sucking? HUH. Maybe we need to take a road trip to Arizona…