Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin tied the knot yesterday (yeah, on a MONDAY, wtf) in South Carolina, and we’re curious – how long will this one last? The female equivalent of the Biebs, Miley Cyrus, and Liam barely lasted two years, and they had almost a decade of dating behind them. So what about this celeb union?

Our bet is, not long. Just based on the sheer WTFness of their wedding paraphernalia> While Justin got himself a $50,000 watch as a wedding gift, the couple’s gifts look like something out of a 1999 Sweet 16 party.

We give it… 9 months.

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