Seems like ever since the gynecologist exam heard ’round the world, celebs are coming out to talk to TI about their weird, TMI personal stories. Next up, Mike Tyson, who says that he’s proud that he hasn’t cheated on his wife of 10 years… in two years. Say what?

“There’s no way I could’ve been married to my wife. I’m not faithful enough. I’m just not that kind of guy. I don’t care about nothing enough more than my d*ck, so how am I gonna be faithful to somebody? But it worked! I got ten years with her. I got two years without every f***ing a b**** but my wife. For a n*gga like me, I had to have them everyday. I had to c** every second of the day! I’m the posterboy for sexual anonymous.””

Well, I guess if we’re going with the mentality of “Sexual Anonymous,” then “ONE DAY AT A TIME,” right? But hey, to all the guys out there who don’t consider themselves “that kind of guy,” remember you don’t HAVE to get married! You can stay single and still enjoy the benefits of dating right here at OnlineBootyCall.com.

Just sayin’.