Miley Cyrus has never shied away from being controversial or over-the-top, so her comments on a recent Alexandra Cooper were not surprising – though some of em made us go, “hmm”.  Here are a few of the more shocking ones, via BuzzFeed:

WARNING: Text is VERY NSFW:

On foreplay:

I don’t fuck with foreplay because I’m too busy. I have a lot fucking going on. I don’t really have time to sit around and flick my pussy. I want to get this shit done.

On lube:

[When it comes to sex,] we’re throwing lube on and hurrying. If I’m in the mood, we’re good. I don’t really need lube. I’m good. Just hurry. Hurry and make it good.

On genitalia:

I like dicks as an aesthetic. Girls are way hotter. We know this. Everyone I think can agree that dicks make wonderful sculptures. But more than that, I am not as interested. I like dicks as art pieces. I love the shape. It’s good if it can just get in and go away — because I don’t want it eyeing me off. Everyone knows tits are prettier than balls.

On which she’d choose for the rest of her life — getting eaten out or fingered:

I’d rather finger myself. I’m obsessed with me. I really am. I like when Megan Thee Stallion said, “Stop licking my pussy hard — that shit’s aggravating.”

On sex toys:

I like sex toys. Most of my sex toys I use as interior design — I do like sex toys as interior design. I’ll buy a dildo, and [for] more than … its operation — I don’t really wanna get in there with it because I love the way it looks on my table. I’m really into dildos for interior design. I buy them for myself, but I end up using them for interior design. I like vibrators, but I mostly like aesthetic. I’m pretty good with dealing with myself.

Well HUH, we have a whole new idea of what Miley’s house might look like.