THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS A REAL THING, EVERYONE. LIFETIME AND KFC HAVE TEAMED UP FOR A ROMANTIC “MINI-MOVIE” STARRING MARIO LOPEZ AND WHHHAHAAAAAAT?!?!??!

Via CNET:

OK, so it’s a mini-movie, just 15 minutes long, and it’s really more of an elaborate commercial for the chicken chain. But there’s even a trailer that features Lopez with grayed-up hair and a version of Harland Sanders’ white shirt with black tie outfit that you’re sure to recognize from the chain’s buckets.

According to the meaty trailer, the film features an heiress named Jessica who falls for her family’s new chef, Sanders, who has “a secret recipe that’s going to change the world.” But her rich relatives aren’t in favor of the heiress smooching it up with the help, and threaten to filet the good chef. Fowl play indeed.

2020, everyone. W. T. F.