How many times do we need to tell people DON’T STICK RANDOM STUFF IN YOUR BUTT? Especially, ESPECIALLY not a BOMB.

Via TooFab

A hospital in the UK was forced to alert the bomb squad after a patient arrived with a World War II artillery shell lodged in his rectum.

The unnamed patient, a civilian who collects military memorabilia, presented at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital, telling doctors he “slipped and fell” on the 7″ long, 2.5″ wide anti-tank round while clearing out his home.

Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment were immediately scrambled to ensure the device didn’t explode, The Sun reported.

Luckily no one was hurt (besides the dude with the 7″ bomb in his butthole I guess), and we’re guessing he’ll be leaving the memorabilia on the wall next time.