It shouldn’t come as a surprise from the woman who brought coffee enemas and “vampire repellent” to the headlines, but here we are: megastar Gwyneth Paltrow has released her brand GOOP’s Fathers Day recommendation list, and it includes, get this: a VIBRATOR. VIa DM:

While the 58-item list has some traditional gift suggestions, like button downs and tech items, it’s also includes two over $100 vibrating rings and a $200 penile masturbation device made to give partners the ‘best sex.’

The gift guide [features] a We-Vibe Verge Vibrating Stimulator which costs $119 and a $129 Bond Vibrating Ring.

While we totally get supporting your dad’s sexual freedom, the idea of handing him a bod with a cockring is just making us feel THE ICKIEST.