Raise Your Hand if You’re Jealous of Flea!
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Imagine, you’re part of one of the most successful music groups of all time. You’re worth 150 million dollars. You probably could sit on a beach with a margarita for the rest of your life and and still die richer than most people on the planet.
You’re 60 years old. 5’5. Purple hair, possible missing teeth. You wear your undies to the beach. And yet, when you go to the beach, Australian babes that look like this FLOCK TO YOU.
Yeah, Flea. We’re jealous.
