In today’s episode of “Celebrities Doing the Absolute Most,” we’ve got a plot twist no one saw coming: Bill Murray, 72, and Kelis, 44, are reportedly dating. Yes, you read that right. Bill “Who Ya Gonna Call?” Murray and Kelis “My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard” are apparently bringing each other to the yard now.

The internet, of course, has a lot of questions. The main one being: How? Followed closely by: Why? And then a soft, distant whisper asking: Is this just a glitch in the simulation?

According to reports, Bill has been spotted at several of Kelis’s shows, sparking rumors that he’s not just a fan of her milkshakes but the whole diner. The pair allegedly bonded over their recent losses—Kelis’s husband passed away in 2022, and Bill lost…well, probably a hat or something, but let’s go with the death of the Ghostbusters franchise.

The age gap might raise some eyebrows, but Bill’s never been one to play by the rules. Meanwhile, Kelis has yet to confirm or deny the rumors, possibly because she’s too busy living her best life, serving bops, and bewildering the masses.

Is this the Hollywood love story we wanted? No. Is it the one we deserve? Also no. But it’s 2025, and at this point, we’re all just here for the ride. Pass the popcorn.