Korea’s Sex Theme Park
Once again America looks all sorts of boring and closed minded now that I know about this sex themed amusement park in Korea. It’s called Loveland and it’s just off the mainland of Korea on a tiny island called Jeju, and it’s a two-soccer-fields wide park that houses some of the most impressive sex-themed sculptures one has ever seen… from huge phalluses to life-sized bronze women getting their self-induced jollies. It even hosts exhibitions of sex toys, “live performances,” and film showings.
According to MSN, in a land where arranged marriages are commonplace, Loveland is frequented by honeymooners who have little to no experience to intercourse… and what a place to learn the basics. Loveland even has a walking penis and a vagina as its mascots, the former that wears big yellow mittens and the later in a big floppy hat (of course).
I suppose it’s not the biggest shock… although many Asian men and women seem quiet and demure on the surface, one click of an anime porn site and you’ll see they’ve got some of the kinkiest brains on the planet.
But after all is said and done, you know what MY favorite part of this whole sex-theme-park business is? The old women in that photo above. CLASSIC.