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Best Local News Clip Ever

You know I can't say no to hilarious local news gaffe. See Example A,Example B, Example C, Example D, and of course, Example D, all of the above. However, I think the best one might be this one, from now-fired local news anchor AJ Clemente, who ON HIS FIRST SEGMENT, DURING HIS FIRST DAY ON …
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Vacation Hook Up Rules

ANNNND we're back. How were things in normal land this weekend? Anything exciting happen? Did you try a really great panini? Or maybe catch the matinee of The Croods? Cool beans, buddy! The Coachella high is finally starting to wear off this Tuesday and although I wish I could be on vacation forever, it's time …
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This Week On BCU

Good afternoon, everyone! I know it's a bit early for this, but we wanted to swoop by with the week in review, since Miss BCU Girl will be on a mini-vacation until Tuesday. As you may have guessed from the last, oh, I don't know, TWENTY THOUSAND POSTS, your blogger truly is headed to the …
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New Man of Steel Trailer

This happened yesterday, but got lost in the frenzy of Coachella planning and pre-ordering Kama Sutra apps. Anyway, here's the new extended trailer for Man of Steel, and it STILL looks awesome. Then again, we've been let down before, so let's not get too excited just yet. What do YOU think of the new trailer? …
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Getting Laid More Than Your Friends Makes You Happier

"And this isn't the FIRST thing I've sucked today, Andrea." You know that feeling when you have a super hot booty call, and then get dressed and slip out the next morning to meet up for brunch with friends (who all clearly slept in their own beds), and you feel that little burst of "hellll …
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Men Fake Orgasms, Too

If there's one thing most of us can agree on, it's that women faking orgasms in porn is like, the biggest turn off ever. Their over the top screams, pretend "O" faces that are still trying to be hot, the ridiculous body language (curling toes, shaking legs, hands grabbing sheets): all of these things appear …
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Hump Day Hottie: Alessandra Ambrosio

The weather for the past two weekends in Indio, California (where Coachella fest is held) has been a steady mid to low 90s. Which in normal life is WAY TOO HOT, but at Coachella is kinda great, because a) it's an escape from the frigid pre-spring temps in the rest of the country, and b) …
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NSFW - The New Kama Sutra 3D App

There are some really stupid apps on the market these days. Sometimes while searching for something in the App Store I end up coming across something that seriously makes me question the sanity of its creator. On the other hand, there are apps that I basically feel like I can't live without these days, like …
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Best Coachella Acts to Get Booty To

I suppose ONE benefit we Weekend 2 Coachella-goers can claim is hearing all the info from weekend 1 about the hot acts to catch and the ones that are, um, skippable. This is especially helpful if you noticed "conflicts" in the schedule: multiple acts that you'd like to see during one time slot. For today's …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

We admit that sometimes it takes a while on dating sites to meet a good match, whether you're looking for love or just a hot booty call. Of course, we wish everyone could sign up, put up a picture, and find a sexy single to hook up with within minutes, but with 6 million members, …
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