After learning yesterday about the Japanese "girlfriend coat," and now this story about a Tennessee politician who exposed himself to women WHILE DRIVING 90 MILES AN HOUR ON THE FREEWAY, I have to wonder why these lonely, horny dudes aren't just joining OBC. They do realize that we have a dating website purely dedicated to …

IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF EVERYONE'S FAVORITE GAME: IS IT RACIST? In case you hadn't heard, Brad Paisley (along with his pal LL Cool J) released a song called "Accidental Racist," in which each of them basically said they were sorry to each other for, y'know, um... "accidental racism." So, like, if the song …

We've discussed the Big Size question several times. Like, seriously, a lot of times. And basically, our answer to "does size matter" has every time been, "not REALLY." There are of course the extremes - most ladies would prefer not to be RIPPED IN HALF, but would also prefer something more than a pinto bean. …

Legacy embedded media Uh yes, I'll take Japanese Things That Are Incredibly Depressing and Also Slightly Creepy for $400, Alex.

Sorry for the absence yesterday, readers! A Monday can only be made MORE Monday-ful with a day in the hospital, amirite? Oh well, nothing 16 to 20 hours of sleeping can't solve (except AIDS, I guess). Let's start today with something pleasant, shall we? Perhaps with some NCAA basketball awesomeness? I haven't been paying much …

We've been real bad at keeping up on our weekly recap posts, and we admit - there's no excuse. Fridays come and we're cramming in the last few tasks we blew off all week and suddenly it's 5 o'clock and turning off the laptop is the only thing on our minds. NOT THIS WEEK, THOUGH! …

Some people have nicknames for their genitals. I personally think it's strange and makes me feel like your junk is a different entity that lives in your pants. And that creeps me out. However, I gotta give credit to Rosario Dawson for her, um, rather CREATIVE name for her nether regions: THE GENERAL. In an …

Here's one I don't think they've had on 1000 Ways To Die - death by receiving a foot up ones ass... and not in the figurative sense. According to Gawker, two men in Russia got into a drunken argument over a woman and it ended in the worst way you could imagine - with one …

We have a complicated relationship with hip-hop artist Chris Brown. On one hand, we can't stand him, but on the other hand, um... no I guess it's not that complicated. However, in our mission to make 2013 the year of positivity and non-judgement, we've tried to steer away from stories about one of the most …

SHOCKER, EVERYONE. SERIOUSLY. PUT DOWN YOUR COFFEE OR TEA OR HOT VODKA BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO SERIOUSLY BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES. According to a new study, schools that only offer abstinence-only sex education are reporting higher STD rates than their counterparts that teach comprehensive sex ed - including safe sex lessons. …