I got into a heated debate a few days ago with a friend who said, "you could always tell Emma Watson was going to be hot." I disagreed, A) because I try not to sexualize 9 year olds, and also B) because Emma's British and look how her co-stars turned out. Needless to say, I …
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Just Kidding April Fools is the Best And I Love It
I take back everything I ever said, you guys. April Fools Day is the best holiday in the universe and should be celebrated as such. My life is forever changed from this moment on.
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Courtney Stodden on the Cover of Girls and Corpses
In the big scary world of Hollywood, it's tough to really break into the "A-list." Some actors and models get lucky with their big break and then it's smooth sailing forever (see: Meryl Streep), and others take years and years to get noticed and then have one or two roles before everyone is bored with …
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Wednesday Morning Fail
Although I feel like Friday is the best day for a fail - when we're all anxious and itchy for the weekend to come and the only thing that can placate us is a fat guy failing to rob a liquor store, it seems that genuine fails do not discriminate between days. They happen on …
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Robin Thicke's New Music Video: Hot or Not? (NSFW!)
Robin Thicke is a singer, apparently. I'd never heard of him until today, so he can't be that famous. According to his Wikipedia page, though, he enjoyed success as a songwriter for several R&B artists in the 90s before starting his own singing career with several songs I've never heard of. He made headlines yesterday, …
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TestiMOANial Tuesday
Tuesday! Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday! You know a thing is boring when the only descriptive word you can find for it is the name of the thing itself. It's like soup, or the color grey. Very soupy, very greyish. However, we at OBC are able to make the best of a boring, miserable day like Tuesday …
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Male Bats Go Down On Their Ladies
Uhhhh, weird: those creepy bird-reptile beasts that live in your attic and scare the sh*t out of you might actually have more in common with you than you could imagine... In a new study, researchers have found that male BATS often give oral sex to their partners, often in the morning, and they probably do …
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TUESDAY MORNING SAX BATTLE
No, not sex battle. I WISH it was a sex battle. A SAX battle. A sax battle on the NYC subway to be precise: Although, now you have me thinking. What WOULD a sex battle be like? Would it be like two couples facing off to see who has the sexiest moves? Or is it …
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A Message From the President
I repeat, April Fools is dumb. But at least this video includes fart sounds.
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