Which is More Awesome? Drunk Escalator …
In life, we're usually faced with boring, annoying, or sad decisions. Like, "Cheerios or Chex?" or …
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Good Morning From This Dog Who Feels Ju…
Less than 36 hours till the weekend, guys. Get up off the floor and let's do this day. H…
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Hump Day Hottie: Rihanna... Again
A couple weeks ago, I said I wasn't going to give Mila Kunis the Hump Day Hottie Award, despite her…
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll is Not Okay
Because I am not a 16 year old girl, I don't understand the appeal of Justin Bieber. I'm sure I fee…
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Reason 438 Not to Get Married
There were a lot of people upset that Barack Obama won the election last week, thus ensuring anothe…
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The Worst Foul Shot Ever?
Here we are. Another Tuesday, another worthless waste of 24 hours that is just the bridge day betwe…
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Maybe Don't Buy Things From Men at Gas …
Everyone makes bad decisions sometimes. Sometimes they are just being a**holes (like getting your c…
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Happy Veteran's Day From OBC!
Today is Veteran's Day, the wonderful US holiday that reminds us all to give thanks for the men and…
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Dos and Don'ts of Election Weekend Part…
Wooo! WOOOOO! It's Friday! Stretch out those limbs, brush those doughnut crumbs from your jacke…
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Pat Robertson Doesn't Get Fifty Shades …
Nothing says Friday like a heaping spoonful of Pat Robertson, that's what I always say. The 400-yea…
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