No Thank You: Human Centipede Ass Tatto…
This makes me feel better. At least I can know, even if I'm not chillin' on a plane sippin' cog…
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Is Booze Affecting Your Game?
The weekend is nearly upon us, which means we will all inevitably be warming up our seduction fac…
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Rihanna Takes 200 Fans and Journalists …
In case you needed another reason to L-O-V-E Rihanna (other than this of course), here she is …
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Which is More Awesome? Drunk Escalator …
In life, we're usually faced with boring, annoying, or sad decisions. Like, "Cheerios or Chex?" or …
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Good Morning From This Dog Who Feels Ju…
Less than 36 hours till the weekend, guys. Get up off the floor and let's do this day. H…
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Hump Day Hottie: Rihanna... Again
A couple weeks ago, I said I wasn't going to give Mila Kunis the Hump Day Hottie Award, despite her…
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll is Not Okay
Because I am not a 16 year old girl, I don't understand the appeal of Justin Bieber. I'm sure I fee…
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Reason 438 Not to Get Married
There were a lot of people upset that Barack Obama won the election last week, thus ensuring anothe…
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The Worst Foul Shot Ever?
Here we are. Another Tuesday, another worthless waste of 24 hours that is just the bridge day betwe…
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Maybe Don't Buy Things From Men at Gas …
Everyone makes bad decisions sometimes. Sometimes they are just being a**holes (like getting your c…
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