Reason 438 Not to Get Married
There were a lot of people upset that Barack Obama won the election last week, thus ensuring anothe…
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The Worst Foul Shot Ever?
Here we are. Another Tuesday, another worthless waste of 24 hours that is just the bridge day betwe…
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Maybe Don't Buy Things From Men at Gas …
Everyone makes bad decisions sometimes. Sometimes they are just being a**holes (like getting your c…
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Happy Veteran's Day From OBC!
Today is Veteran's Day, the wonderful US holiday that reminds us all to give thanks for the men and…
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Dos and Don'ts of Election Weekend Part…
Wooo! WOOOOO! It's Friday! Stretch out those limbs, brush those doughnut crumbs from your jacke…
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Pat Robertson Doesn't Get Fifty Shades …
Nothing says Friday like a heaping spoonful of Pat Robertson, that's what I always say. The 400-yea…
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NSFW! Soulja Boy Accidentally Posted a …
The latest in a string of wealthy, well-connected adults has mistakenly uploaded a picture of their…
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Chinese Durex Ad Gets the Presidential …
Ed. note: Hahahaha, oh you. Just because the election is over you thought you wouldn't have to see …
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Hump Day Hottie: A Day Late Because VIC…
In the interest of full disclosure, I will be putting an asterisk (*) by each lie that I tell in th…
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GUSTAVO ALMADOVAR
Sometdays you find something bright and early in the morning and it is just so perfect, so exquisit…
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