Guy Reports Theft of Child Porn
Ah yes, the sweet sweet return of Dumb Criminal posts, how I have longed for thee. Nothing... not C…
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R.I.P Steve Jobs
As I sit here typing on a PC, checking my Android for texts, and playing music on my iPod,I realize…
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Blowjobs are Giving Women Cancer
When I first saw this article, I thought to myself, don't post this article, you dummy. The whole p…
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Casual Sex Might Be Better for Women th…
A new study by a group of researchers suggests that casual sex might not be ruining our women as pr…
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High Schooler Kicks a 64-yard Field Goal
Every time a kicker steps on the field of an NFL game, I'm shocked at how scrawny they look compare…
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TestiMOANial Tuesday
Fall is upon us. I woke up this morning to rain. RAIN! In San Diego! Sure, it only lasted an hour b…
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Iowa Cops are the Worst
If you walked by a building with a sign calling itself "the naughtiest show in Des Moines," what …
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Chris Brown Gay Sex Scandal
I know that I have spent much of the past two years lampooning Chris Brown for being a psychotic wo…
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Marion Barber's Failed Backflip Attempt
I LOVE excessive celebration. I adore it when players bust out the Dougie or do some other silly li…
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Women Think About Food More Than Sex
Macaroni and cheese. Delicious. Wait!! Calories!! Fat!! Diet... oh... and I guess sex. According t…
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