Women Are Drinking Horse Semen Now
I remember a few years ago when I was watching "Rich Girls" (one of those first reality shows that …
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Chris Brown Sexting Rihanna?
Oh celebrities, when WILL you learn to stay off Twitter?! According to MediaTakeOut.com, Rihanna a…
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Obama Silences Crying Baby
Say what you will about President Barack Obama, that he hasn't lived up to the hype of his candidac…
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Hennessey Venom GT Bugatti-Killer
Fancy cars scare me. One time my friend asked me to back her Lexus out of a parking spot and I prac…
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Florida Couple Arrested For Public Sex
Alright, Florida, you might be redeeming yourself with this awesome crime story (might is the key w…
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Drunk Guy Escapes From Bathroom Stall
What's that, young child? You want to know why a person would need to "escape" from a bathroom stal…
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Perform This Way
I remember as a nerdy middle schooler with no friends, sitting in my room jamming out to Wei…
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Vagina Wedding Dress
Continuing with today's apparent "female anatomy in unexpected places" theme, and building on our p…
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Lost Actor Marries 16-Year-Old Girl
Sometimes grandparents say things like "this country is going to sh*t," and you're like, "Okay, cal…
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