Which Is Grosser? Police Report Edition
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Things You Don't Need: A Sex Toy Drive-…
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Twitter Doesn't Know What Women Want
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Beer: The Reason Humanity Exists?
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Keenan Cahill Ft. 50 Cent
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Magnetic Lingerie
In a world full of bad ideas, like, say, orally sodomizing a dog or kissing a hooker, it's always n…
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Great Middle School Trick Play
This little guy might only be in 7th grade, but he should consider majoring in The Art O…
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SPOONACHOS!
November rages on, and we San Diegans desperately watch the Chargers hang on by a thread, despite …
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NSFW: Rugby Player Violates Friend’s Dog
Brett Favre can breathe a sigh of relief today knowing that he is not the only (nor the most vile) …
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Weekend To-Dos: VEGAS
It's the weekend after Halloween, I know, and you might feel like you exerted all your partying …
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