Old People Are Scientifically Jerks
We all love our grandparents. They're wise, have stories about our parents that we can save in our …
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Real Men Don't Use Porn
This sign is clearly from the 1980s, and here is how I can tell: 1)"Use"? People don't use interne…
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Look at this Dog
Only in Mexico would you find a four-legged animal (that is basically a retarded version of…
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Booty Economics
With the unemployment rate hovering just below 10% these days, we're all lucky to even have a job, …
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Apple's September Announcement: A Predi…
Apple's next "unprecedented, life-changing, nothing-will-ever-be-the-same oh my god oh my god" prod…
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Don't Drink and Shopping Cart
Something about these two drunk girls in bathing suits being pushed in a shopping cart off a cur…
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John Lennon’s Toilet Seat Sells for $14…
If someone came along and handed me 15 grand, and said, "do whatever you want with this money, no …
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How To Ask for a Raise
When you think about things you should do before you ask for a raise, the first thing you might thi…
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Weekend To-Dos: YOU'RE SICK
Friday Friday Friday! It's Friday, everyone, which means one of two things: 1) you're psyching your…
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