Our Personalities Don't Really Change A…
Along with my affinity for a finely breaded chicken mound, as a first grader I liked boys with …
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Inception Themed Casual Encounter
Want someone's blood-stained futon?
Seriously in need of a VHS copy of Cruel Intentions?
Have…
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McNugget Rage
Here are two facts that you may not have known about me:
1) As a kid, I loved chicken McNuggets …
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Brody Jenner's Dumb Haircut is Dumb
Rewind to a year or so back, and Brody Jenner (talent: being born to someone talented) and Jayd…
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Man Dies In Sauna Championships
Awww. Obviously Obvious News, I missed you! It's been so long since we learned that Running wit…
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Strippers Vs. Church Goers: The Saga Co…
These are the kinds of local news stories that I live for.
Crazy midwestern pastor? CHECK.
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BasilMarceaux.com
Step aside, Barack Obama. Basil Marceaux is the true master of spoken eloquence.
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Amy Winehouse is Back and Also, 5 Reaso…
Amy Winehouse is back! As you can tell, this look is classic Amy. The frighteningly distended s…
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Dead Baby Wakes Up, Doctor Should Proba…
I feel that in this case, that stock photo is pretty unnecessary.
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Flasher Makes Kids' Day
Keep your eyes on the kids on the left. Pure, unbridled joy.
Note to the kids: 20 yea…
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