Reason #4,756 to Keep Fit
Fat people are ruining our infrastructure!
You'll note that BCU often discussing the benefits of…
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Top 5 Things to Avoid While Drunk
As our miserable gloomy July finally recedes and the beautiful summer we expected all along arr…
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Dog Humps Stuffed Animal; Passes Out
There is something to be said for a guy who puts in so much effort that he literally faints in exha…
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Carls Jr. Creates Footlong Cheeseburgers
In "America is a country of fatties" news, Carl's Jr. Has come up with a medical phenomenon: a he…
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Almost 40% of the Internet is Porn
As the unfortunate recipient of a mal-ware virus this weekend which turned my otherwise innocent la…
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5 Things To Do Now The World Cup is Over
And in one long, boring-until-the-last-second match on Sunday, the World Cup is over. Congrats …
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German Fans Want Revenge on Oracle Octo…
Oh Europeans, you and your crazy little quirks. Like your teeth and your smell and your love fo…
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LeBron Goes to Miami; America is Pissed
As you may have deduced from my less-than-stellar coverage of the World Cup and the NBA Finals,…
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5 Ways to Beat the Heat
I write this post with a heavy heart, as currently San Diego looks less like our beautiful, sun…
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Betty White Getting Her Own Calendar
Calling all mathematicians! The world needs your help! I'm sure you've been feeling neglected and o…
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