John Isner Loses in Round 2 of Wimbledon
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BeautifulPeople.com Creates Sperm Bank
It's been a while since our last post regarding the openly douchey dating site BeautifulPeople.…
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New Weight Loss Trend is Awful
Back in my day, we used to use a combination of diet and exercise to lose weight. You whippersnap…
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R-Kelly's World Cup Video
It looks like everyone is getting in on the World Cup fever... even Americans (gasp! AMERICANS!) ar…
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5 Things That Will Ruin Your Summer
Did you know BCU is based out of San Diego, CA? It's true. We are very fortunate to live and wo…
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John Isner Wins Longest, Most Boring Ma…
I began this World Cup season believing that soccer was boring and tedious and difficult to und…
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Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms: Yea or N…
Back in my day, condoms were made of discarded snake skins! I had to watch 5 miles, in the snow, u…
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Twi-hards are "Nut-jobs"
I've waited in line for longer than 3 hours for a movie once in my life. I was 16 years old, an…
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USA! USA! (World Cup Update)
I have two words for you: Landon. F***ing. Donovan. Okay, that's three, I don't care. He pulled…
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