By now you’ve probably had a long AF Q-tip jammed up your nose for a COVID test, and thought, man that’s uncomfortable. But at least you didn’t have to get one up your BUTT, right?

Here is a demonstration of the new COVID-19 testing methods in Chinese airports.

Have you printed your boarding pass yet? pic.twitter.com/3HCo5yaImD

— Dr. David Samadi, MD (@drdavidsamadi) January 29, 2021

Via TMZ:

Some Chinese officials have rolled out a whole new way to test for COVID-19 — and it entails bending over and spreading ’em … something we can now see in a test run.

Check out this video of a Chinese health official demonstrating how their new anal swabbing method works … doing the deed on none other than a life-size dummy, who is oh-so-compromised.

While some Chinese experts insist the anal swab test is much more accurate at detecting the ‘rona — a lot of people aren’t too happy about the surprise screenings they’re being subjected to at airports in parts of northern China, including in the country’s capital of Beijing.

LOL. But hey, that dummy is getting more action than a lot of folks have in the past year so… high five dude!