Happy Monday! Hope you had a great long weekend! Here’s a little something to remind you that even if you’re exhausted, feeling fat AF, hungover and not ready at all for Christmas, at least you’re enough in your right mind to not FILM A PORN IN THE BACK OF A COP CAR AFTER BEING ARRESTED. Via Daily Mail:

An arrested couple filmed themselves having sex in a Florida police car when an officer had stepped away and the sex act was caught on the car’s camera. 

Summer Watkins, 24, told her boyfriend Yordan Noa, also 24: ‘Baby, we should record an OnlyFans video back here.’

Watkins and Noa were left alone for a few minutes because the officer closed the rear door and stepped away.

The duo were in the police car because Noa’s BMW had been pulled over early on Thursday by police because he was driving with a suspended license. 

An arrest report said cops were planning to take the duo to Shell Station, Naples, where they were to be able to ‘make arrangements to get home.’     

A patrolman discovered the lewd act had occurred when they looked at video footage of the couple in the police car an hour later.

Watkins had already been dropped off so Trooper J.D Perez-Morales returned to the gas station and arrested her.

They RE-arrested her? Ah come on. At this point this woman is living her crazy weird psycho best life. Just let her live.