Sometimes the world needs less talk. Like, have you ever been at a Denny’s at 2am after working all night, and then seen a high school theatre group show up after a performance? You sure wish they’d keep it down. Or have you ever walked behind two women who are talking shit about their friend […]
Maybe a cream-cheese-and-honey-mustard-chicken pizza crust is acceptable in the Middle East, where people are normal sized and aren’t constantly washing down their diabetes medication with a glass of mayonnaise, but please, oh Pizza Hut Gods, don’t bring this overseas. We just don’t have enough room anymore.
Oh. My. God. In what could only be sweet, sweet payback, The Superficial reports that rumors are beginning to swirl claiming that the “look-a-like” in Kanye’s sex tape may in fact BE MISS KARDASHIAN HERSELF. Oh, and that it was filmed WHILE SHE WAS STILL MARRIED TO KRIS HUMPHRIES. AND AND AND that they may […]
Oh look, it’s Monday again. It’s like every Friday I someone expect some sort of Groundhog Day thing to happen so we can all be stuck in Saturday for like, a month and half. How great would that be? Also your back account goes back to how it was Saturday morning, and you get to […]
The Emmy’s happened last night, and (SHOCKER) people looked super glamorous, kind of gross, expectedly bonerific, freshly divorced, and downright inspiring. (All via DailyMail) Oh, and everyone seemed to forget to show pictures of the Game of Thrones cast, which is BLASPHEMY ON ALL LEVELS, so here are a couple shots of khaleesi and my […]
TGIF, everyone! The weekend is here, but before we leave, we’d like to give you some last-minute weekend UnDating advice, following our Tuesday Dos and Wednesday Don’ts. As you adventure away from the cubicle (or your mom’s basement, no judgments) for the weekend to get your party on, you might forget about some of the […]
TWO DAYS TOO LATE, EVA. We JUST awarded you the week’s illustrious Hump Day Hottie spot and then two days later you do THIS?! WE SHOULD REVOKE YOUR AWARD FOR NOT LETTING THIS LEAK EARLIER. According to the Daily Mail, the gorgeous, 37-year-old Latina bombshell is being featured in Jork Weisman’s (haha, Jork) new coffee […]
You know, I’d probably be more surprised if you told me Kanye West DIDN’T have a sex tape with a Kim Kardashian look-a-like, but hey, here we are. Radar Online claims to have seen footage from a sex tape featuring the rapper doing the nasty with a woman who looks a whole lot like his […]
For all of us out there who spent the 90s dealing with our moms making a phone call and ruining our AIM chats with our crushes, and trying to watch scrambled porn on the pay channels, and rationing the cheese in our Handi Snacks, this song is our song.
Back to class, students. This is Lesson #2 in the series, The Life of the UnDater. Yesterday we discussed the best lifestyle rules to ensure you enjoy your time as a single guy or gal out in a very monogamous world. Today, though, is more serious. We need to talk about the 3 Big DON’Ts […]
