It’s Friday! Wait, what? It’s Friday? How did that happen? Did we enter a time warp, because I’m pretty sure it was Monday 5 minutes ago… Oh well- another day, another dollar, another horrifying show about to premiere on The “LEARNING” Channel, starring some humans that should be arrested and thrown in jail forever. Remember […]
Recently some friends and I were discussing a new trend in our city: upscale, super overpriced theaters that have recliners for seats and servers that bring you all the booze and food you want. They’re popping up all over the place, and some curious part of me really wants to try it out, despite the […]
In this day and age, it seems like every celeb with an “enviable” body has the hips and butt of a 9-year-old boy, and the stomach and boobs of a 19-year-old girl. Women from Miley Cyrus to almost any Victoria’s Secret model are desired by men and idolized by women for their remarkably slender frames, […]
Other than my love for a sweet and spicy calamari, I never really paid much attention to squid as a species. They’re like the less cool version of the octopus, and until they officially find the Giant Squid, who really cares about the slimy invertebrate? APPARENTLY WE ALL SHOULD, because according to new research, the […]
Some days just start out better than others. Maybe it’s because you remembered to set up your coffee maker the night before so you woke up to the smell of Starbucks. Or maybe it’s because you didn’t eat pancakes for dinner (for once) so you woke up feeling spry! Or maybe it’s because you got […]
So, as it turns out, becoming an Olympian has more perks than just becoming famous, idolized, and athletically superior to 99% of the world. It also means you get to take part in the world’s craziest adrenaline-fueled orgy. But never fear… if you’re like me and your most agile move is bolting for the remote […]
“What happens in the Village stays in the Village.” It might sound like a line from an SNL parody, but it’s true – according to many athletes, the Olympic Village (where all the athletes are housed during the Olympics) is an all-out raucous party, complete with gratuitous drinking and casual sex, and suddenly I want […]
As quickly as it started, it’s over, and now San Diego has exactly one year to sweep up the flyers, plunge the body paint out of the toilets, and try to purge THIS IMAGE from our brains. Comic-Con, as always, was a raucous success in our lovely city, and despite the uncharacteristic humidity, it seems […]
Booty Call University is, by no means whatsoever, a political blog. I would consider it more along the lines of a “comedy” blog, or a “pop culture” blog, or a “you thought you wouldn’t vomit today but you were WRONG” blog. However, the upcoming election is one political event that shouldn’t be ignored by anyone, […]
Funny, I was totally planning on eating lunch today.
